lguest doesn't have features, it has puppies!
Signed-off-by: Timothy R Ansell <mithro@mithis.com>
Signed-off-by: Rusty Russell <rusty@rustcorp.com.au>
-Rusty's Remarkably Unreliable Guide to Lguest
-       - or, A Young Coder's Illustrated Hypervisor
-http://lguest.ozlabs.org
+      __
+ (___()'`;  Rusty's Remarkably Unreliable Guide to Lguest
+ /,    /`      - or, A Young Coder's Illustrated Hypervisor
+ \\"--\\    http://lguest.ozlabs.org
 
 Lguest is designed to be a minimal hypervisor for the Linux kernel, for
 Linux developers and users to experiment with virtualization with the
 
        @for f in Preparation Guest Drivers Launcher Host Switcher Mastery; do echo "{==- $$f -==}"; make -s $$f; done; echo "{==-==}"
 Preparation Preparation! Guest Drivers Launcher Host Switcher Mastery:
        @sh ../../Documentation/lguest/extract $(PREFIX) `find ../../* -name '*.[chS]' -wholename '*lguest*'`
+Puppy:
+       @clear
+       @printf "      __  \n (___()'\`;\n /,    /\`\n \\\\\\\"--\\\\\\   \n"
+       @sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n   Sit!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear
+       @printf "    __    \n   ()'\`;  \n   /\\|\` \n  /  |  \n(/_)_|_   \n"
+       @sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n  Stand!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear
+       @printf "    __    \n   ()'\`;  \n   /\\|\` \n  /._.= \n /| /     \n(_\_)_    \n"
+       @sleep 2; clear; printf "\n\n  Good puppy!\n\n"; sleep 1; clear